Spring

Ah yes... 'tis almost SPRING in the Rockies and I can feel the life starting to awaken from its deep winter sleep (yes.. the bears too).

We were in Vancouver on March 31st and the beautiful cherry blossoms enveloped us. The daffodils were a beautiful yellow and the greenery was EVERYWHERE....

But not here - in Northern Alberta. It was sadly still winter. This weekend seemed to change a lot. It got up to +22oC and everything melted. Our grass is now changing a bit and I noticed today that the trees are starting to get that first fluff - just before the leaves decide to come out.

Oh goody, goody, goody!!!!!!

(The picture is from last year... but Oh so beautiful!)

Jesus H Christ!!!!

So... I've been thinking - and I don't know where it came from first of all, but the idea got planted in my brain and now it is there for a while....

This Christian/Easter thing - and the 'ritual' that a lot do.

Taking the 'body of Christ' through a stale cracker that the priest or whatever had laying around in his cassock for 100 years.

Then drinking 'the blood of Christ' or some cheap grape juice or regurgitated wine from the wine tasting tests the night before - you know - the spit bucket.

*Here's my theory - Christian's are CANNIBALS!*


Well - think about it... That fairy tale book they read doesn't say 'Thou shalt not eat each other'. People die of old age - what if Christians are just burying rocks or lead in the casket (Hmmmm - cassock/casket - nice) and turning dear old grand ma into Christ Cookies???? Then mixing her blood with left over wine spittoon and Whalla - insta-Christ.

Oh - and why couldn't Jesus had married Mary M... Hell (*grin*) why marry her - just get some Ohlala on and - hey.... maybe she performed Christ fellitao!!!! Would Jesus had cried out "OH GOD" when he reached orgasm? or would his 'dear 'ole dad, looking down from the heavens state: "now that's a hummer!"

Here's a twist: Jesus was actually a woman - yea - a lesbian.... And Mary Magdalen was her mistress... Hey now THAT would be a movie!

Back to the Christ Cookies: Maybe eating each other for so long has warped their common sense and that's why they don't accept other cultures/religion/sexual preferences. What if the government is trying to control Christians through Christ cookies that are implanted with mind control devices??!!??!! Hey.... Has anyone ever seen Doubya ever take a Christ cookie from the same pile as everyone else... or does he get the non-government-altered-grand ma- Christ cookie?????

Think about that for 3 minutes.... Now THAT'S a theory!